I writed fic! No pairings, no pr0ns - just a light-hearted Marauder-era ficlet. :D

( The Final Flourish )

I'm putting an end to my lack of fanfic writing/posting at last! Here are the two drabbles requested in this post. Enjoy!

For gwathhenation, who requested Remus/Sirius
( Driven To Distraction )

For lonelybrit, who requested Jack/Ianto
( Cold Coffee )

I'm a little bit rusty, but I'm sure I'll be back in the swing soon!

As a belated birthday gift for stickyhips___, who turned 16 while I was in New York, I have written a Jarvis Cocker/Paul Smith drabble. She once melted into a puddle of fangirly goo over the possibility of such a pairing, so I hope she likes it!

( Raw Talent )

Aaaaand, I'm going to hell!

As requested in this poll, like, a million-billion years ago, here are the links to all of my fic! All neatly categorised and sub-categorised for my own nerdy satisfaction! Do enjoy!

( Franz Ferdinand )

( Harry Potter )

( Original Fiction )

I really ought to start writing again. It feels like forever since I wrote anything at all...

Title: Broken Shards
Author: archduck
Beta: stickyhips___
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Alex/Paul, Alex/Nick
Disclaimer: If you're a solipsist, nothing exists outside of your own mind. Just a thought.
A/N: Thanks to stickyhips___, who weaved a wee bit of authentic Scottish magic into Paul's speech!

Broken Shards

Title: The Dark of the Matinée
Author: archduck
Pairing: Alex/Nick
Rating: R
A/N: Schoolboy AU. Set in an English private school. Many thanks to a very good friend of mine, who unknowningly inspired this whole thing.

My entry in the slacken_ties September challenge.

The Dark of the Matinée

Title: Some Miserable Day
Author: archduck
Rating: R
Pairing: Alex/Nick
Disclaimer: It's faux, like a cheap imitation handbag...
A/N: Farmhouse fluff/smut because there hasn't been any for a while!

Some Miserable Day

This is a belated birthday drabble for the fabulous _emeraldgreen! Happy belated birthday and I hope you enjoy it!

My first venture into Sirius/James, so I hope it's okay! *hides*

( Pins and Fucking Needles )

Never fear, for I am back from Tenerife! Albeit slightly sunburnt (graduating into a nice tan though!) and in possession of the rather marvellous knowledge that it is impossible to have a sangria-hangover! I had a fantastic time and will be posting my holiday snaps as soon as they have been developed! (I used one of those naff disposable things for the laugh!)

As promised, here are the drabbles some of you requested before I skipped off to bake in the sun for a week. I really, really enjoyed writing them!

For branwyhn, who requested Lily/Narcissa smut the night before Narcissa's wedding.
( In Favour Of Favours )

For gwathhenation a.k.a. Queen of bizarre and elaborate requests, who wanted two Christian orange trees falling in love and a good bit of wangst.
( Forbidden Fruit )

For caedesdeo, who asked for Harry/Sirius, with Sirius in a skirt.
( Bend It Like Black )

Right, back to catching up on the f-list! If I miss anything, please feel free to comment with links, etc. :D